Saki the French bulldog has one mission in life: chew her human's hand like it’s the last drumstick at a barbecue. 🐾
It doesn't matter if you're working, eating, or daring to pet another dog—Saki sees your hand, licks it once like a wine connoisseur inspecting a vintage, then chomp! She’s in. Not aggressively, of course. Just enough for you to yell, “Why do I even feed you?” while she stares back like, “You’re welcome for the free spa treatment.”
Her technique is unmatched. One paw for grip, the other for flair, and a chew rhythm that could rival a jazz solo. She's not biting—she's expressing affection with mild gnawing.
And when her human tries to escape? That pouty face appears. Instantly. The same look toddlers give when you say the word “nap.” Suddenly you’re the villain in this saga, and she's the misunderstood chew queen of Cape Coral.